 The Regis Fill-In
Millionaire Roast
Customized and always clean, the funniest way to roast that special guest on his/her birthday, wedding, anniversary, retirement, or just because . . .
The Musical Comedy Roast
  Featuring the one and only Miton Flem—the Universe's (yes he even sings . . . badly!) nerd.
Dr. Hans Upperskirt---no roast is complete without the doctor's special "Physical" brand of humor.
The Singing Telegram—give us the theme, give us the fun facts, give us the idea and we'll do the rest!
Harris will work with you every step of the way to create a Clean, Funny and Entertaining Musical Roast. Harris will pick the perfect character, ideas, and songs to make everyone laugh. . . especially the unsuspecting guest of honor.
Uninvited Party Guests
 Tom Collins is turning fifty and is planning ‘‘his’’ party of a lifetime. His many wonderful friends and business acquaintances have come to expect the unexpected and more from Tom. This time, they will get more than they ever could imagine. At the party, there are some new, different and unknown people; all with some knowledge of and relationship to the guest of honor. As the evening progresses, their stories seem to make sense and they blend into a wonderful night of entertainment. It is not until the end of the night that their secrets are revealed and we discover they are actors having no relationship to Tom or anyone else at the event. "Uninvited Guests" are perfect for corporate events, family celebrations, special occasions, anniversaries and any time you want to do something out of the ordinary.
Talking Table Heads
 Whether it's at the buffet table or in the middle of a high-powered meeting. Harris provides comedy extraordinaire with his unique brand of Talking Table Heads. Words cannot do justice to a ‘‘Talking Table Head’’, as this is something that needs to be seen. Theme parties and elegant affairs are also perfect places to have a ‘‘head’’ at your next event, be it corporate or social. Harris looks forward to putting his head together with yours.
The Phoniest Speech You
Ever Heard!?
 Acme Valve is ready to unleash their new line and are bringing in their top personnel from all over the country. A three day seminar is planned to train everyone and show off the new valves. If you're the head of Acme wouldn't it be great to bring in an expert? Harris can boost morale, present the material in a fun and entertaining way and provide the group with a diversion to break up a long day of meetings.
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